"Chi pecora si fa, il lupo se la mangia"

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When Mr East Wind shouts over head, then all the leaves turn yellow and red.
Down in the meadow corn stocks are high, pumpkins are ripe and ready for pie.

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awidesetvagina:

this is still the best story ever told at a talk show

Now I know why I don’t go out with people.

I am always the less pretty friend.

Nearly every time I go out somewhere, someone goes up to my friend and says that a guy is interested in her. No one ever wants to know about me.

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lovequotesrus:

Everything you love is here

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It’s hard to do something you love when no one supports you or appreciates you doing it. It’s even harder when they lie to you.

I seriously cannot eat anything sweet in my house without being questioned. Thanks for making me feel like a fatass, family.

bemusedlybespectacled:

zuviosgemini:

rustandashes:

HOLY FUCK THERE ARE CHILDREN ON HERE!

I need recipes like now.

Recipes:

Peanut Butter & Jelly Cups
Chocolate Mugs and Vegan Hot Chocolate
The chocolate skulls used to be on Etsy and are no longer available.
Triple Chocolate Mousse Cake
Chocolate Raspberry Pistachio Tartlets
Chocolate Pancake Cake
The chocolates are made in these two ice cube trays.
Chocolate-Covered Brownie Ice Cream Sandwich

You’re welcome.

(Source: bazenlerde)